Nick: Ready for another dip?
Lou: I think this time maybe I'll invent yoga pants.

Nick: You look like a turtle crawled out of his shell.
Lou: You look like an egg gave birth to another egg.
Nick: You look like Gandalf the poor.
Lou: You look like the least-popular kid in the cancer ward.
Nick: You look like you've never made a correct decision.
Jacob: Ever
Lou: I have definitely given a back alley b***job.
Jacob: I gotta admit. I kind of like this.
Nick: You look like Billy Zane's d***.

Patriot Lou, he looks like Captain Crunch had sex with Paul Revere.

Nick

Nick: How far back did we go? 2025!
Jacob: We went 10 years into the future.
Nick: Whoa, I'm distinguished.
Lou: I should shave this, right?
Jacob: F*** you for making me bald!

Was it morally wrong to exploit our knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? That hot tub time machine turned us into kings!

Lou

Nick: High five
Jacob: Did you just say, 'high five' instead of high giving?
Lou: High five
Jacob: You don't have the energy for this?
Nick: High five

Jacob: Hey Nick, rip off any pop stars lately?
Nick: Today I recorded an original piece... Okay, it was that Lisa Loeb song.

I'm the father of the Internet.

Lou

We need to find the point in time that things went wrong and fix it.

Jacob

Ever since I wrote Call Me Maybe, back in 92, I've been on a roll.

Nick

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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Quotes

Ever since I wrote Call Me Maybe, back in 92, I've been on a roll.

Nick

We need to find the point in time that things went wrong and fix it.

Jacob

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Review

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 has landed on DVD, Blu-Ray and digital download and for fans of the first film, be warned. As our theatrical Hot...

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