"I love how much you hate you."

Kelly [to Lou]

Adam: "Were you just yellin' at your nine-year-old wife?"
Nick: "...Yes."

I may be off, but I think it's in reference to blowin' a dude.

Nick

Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?

Jacob

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Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes

Dr. Jeff [asking Adam and Nick about Lou]: "You are his friends, right?"
[Awkward silence]
Nick: "It's like that friend who's an asshole, but he's our asshole."

Jacob: "For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."
Lou: "You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones."

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