Popular Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes
"I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork."Lou
Jacob [discussing "the butterfly effect"]: "... like, you step on a bug, and the f***in' Internet's never invented."
Lou: "Oh, then you have to talk to girls with your mouth."
"I don't like you takin' liberties with my dick."Nick [to Lou, regarding an oral sex bet]
Lou [shouting from a rooftop to the '80s teenagers below]: "Hey, John Lennon gets shot!...
[To himself:] Wait, did that happen yet?"
Lou: "Who took my f***in' shoe?!"
Jacob: "Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you, which -- I don't even know how that could f***in' happen."
"I love how much you hate you."Kelly [to Lou]
Adam: "Were you just yellin' at your nine-year-old wife?"
Jacob: "Nobody f***s my mother in the past!"
Kelly: "I feel pregnant."
Lou: "You're welcome."
Lou: "I love you, Jacob!"
Jacob: "F*** you!"
Lou: "Little scamp. They say the damnedest things, man."
Lou: "Here's a question: Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question: Do I give a f***?"
I may be off, but I think it's in reference to blowin' a dude.Nick
Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?Jacob