Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes
Jacob [discussing "the butterfly effect"]: "... like, you step on a bug, and the f***in' Internet's never invented."
Lou: "Oh, then you have to talk to girls with your mouth."
"I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork."Lou
"All right, I write Stargate fan fiction, so I think I'm know what I'm talkin' about right now."Jacob
Jacob: "Guys! This is scientifically possible."
Lou: "Oh, my god. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is scientifically possible."
Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people."
"It must be some kinda... hot tub time machine." [Looks directly into the camera]Nick
"That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now, tellin' us we've been 'punk'd' or whatever."Adam [after a knock on the door]
"You're never gonna believe where I'm callin' you from, man. I'm on a mountain, on my phone!"
"I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."Lou [on phone to an escort service]
Jacob [scoping out the ski resort]: " I'm gonna make a prediction right now: One of us is gonna start writing a novel, and then we all get snowed in, and then Lou's gonna axe-murder all of us."
Jacob: "For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."
Lou: "You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones."
"I didn't f***in' try and kill myself! If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f***in' kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the dick."Lou