Ben: Look who made the trip with me.
Andie: It's our love fern! Oh, Bennie-boo-boo, boo-boo.

I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It's not funny.


I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person


Ben: Hey, what's wrong?
Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful.
Ben: Thank you.
Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb. You have to take it away before I gag.

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Quotes

Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.

Like, do blondes, like, do they really have more fun?