Favorite I Am Sam Quotes
It's just... I've never lost at anything.
Rita
Rita: Where is your father?
Willy Harrison: Where do you think?
Conner Rhodes: Are you a retard too?
Lucy: No!
Conner Rhodes: How do you know?
Lucy: Because he told me.
Conner Rhodes: But he's a retard!
Lucy: It takes one to know one.
Joe: Do we get a balloon with these?
Shoe Salesman: ...Yeah
Robert: All of us or just her?
Conner Rhodes: Why does your father act like a retard?
Lucy: He is.
Brad: I think you should sound like, a normal person... from the heart! From... the... heart!
Ifty: From the heart
Sam: This argh okay hello thank you for calling this is Saaaaaaaam
Ifty: Wow!
Brad: I feel that was a very thouching moment right there.
Ifty: I, I, I, I felt that one
Sam: High five!
All: High five!
OK, remember when Paul McCartney wrote the song "Michelle" and then he only wrote the first part, Annie said. And then he gave that part to John Lennon, and he wrote the part that said, "I love you, I love you, I love you." And Annie said that it wouldn't have been the same song without that... and that's why the whole world cried when the Beatles broke up on April 10, 1970.
Sam, I can go at least another nine rounds, but you got to let me in.
Rita
Sam: YOU'RE MY LAWYER!
Rita: That's right.
Sam: OKAY!
Sam: You think what they think.
Rita: It doesn't matter what I think. It matters that we win.
Sam: No, you think what they think. You think Sam can't take care of Lucy!
Rita: Sam, it doesn't matter what I think!
Sam: It matters to me!
You're going a little faster than everybody else. I was wondering if you noticed that.
Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.
Ifty
