Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?

Peter Klaven

Peter Klaven: Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney Fife: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.

This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.

Sydney Fife

Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.

Doug

Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven: Yes, and Hank Marducas.

Peter Klaven: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven: He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife: He sure did.

Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!

Peter Klaven

Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure.

Sydney

Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter: Baaah!
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.

Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.

Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.

Peter

Sydney: Hey check out these, too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.

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Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven: Yes, and Hank Marducas.

Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?

Peter Klaven