Favorite I Love You, Man Quotes
Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven: Yes, and Hank Marducas.
Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure.Sydney
Peter's mom: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!Peter Klaven
Peter Klaven: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven: He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife: He sure did.
Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?Peter Klaven
Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.Peter
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.Doug
This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.Sydney Fife
Peter Klaven: Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney Fife: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Sydney: Hey check out these, too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.