[on phone] Hello. Dan! Hey. Oh, my God. Congratulations. lt's amazing. Do you have a name yet? Oh, no, that's terrific. Uh, probably because l'm jogging. No, l'm outside. Yes. l'm actually jogging outside. Please Playa del Rey. Don't laugh. I'm thinking about getting into...

Carter Duryea

For what it's worth, I enjoy talking to you more than anyone else.

Carter Duryea

I'll drop kick you across the restaurant.

Dan Foreman

Carter Duryea: I'm gonna have to let some people go.
Dan Foreman: Why do you say let them go? They don't WANT to go. Why don't you just say fire them?
Carter Duryea: Because it sounds better.
Dan Foreman: Not to the person getting fired it doesn't.

Alex Foreman: [laughs while kissing Carter]
Carter Duryea: What?
Alex Foreman: Oh, nothing, I was just thinking about how my dad said he wired this place with video surveillance.
Carter Duryea: Yeah, that's hilarious.

Alex Foreman: You're kind of a bizarrely honest guy, huh?
Carter Duryea: No, just around you.

Is it like a thousand degrees here or is it just me? It's me.

Carter Duryea

You seem jumpy, Carter... did you switch from mocha to crack?

Dan Foreman

Dan Foreman: This is fine, this is fine. That means, when he's 21, ill be... 72.
Ann Foreman: 73.
Dan Foreman: 72.
Ann Foreman: 73.
Dan Foreman: Holy crap.

Ann Foreman: I'm pregnant!
Dan Foreman: What? I'm sorry, I thought you just said that you were pregnant.
Ann Foreman: Yeah.
Dan Foreman: You can't be pregnant.
Ann Foreman: Yeah I can, I am
Dan Foreman: Yeah, how could that happen?
Ann Foreman: Well I think that you were there too.

Dan Foreman: You're pregnant? Holy crap! Does it feel like a boy?
Ann Foreman: Right now it feels like the stomach flu.

But this isn't a foxhole. It's a Porsche.

Alex Foreman

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