It depends on who your god is.

Mutt Williams: You're a teacher?
Indiana Jones: Part time.

Mutt Williams: A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites ya, don't keep it to yourself.

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Indiana Jones: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.

Indiana Jones: How did Deidra take the news?
Dean Charles Stanforth: How does any wife take such things... a look on her face is a combination of pride and panic

I barely recognize this country anymore, the government has us seeing communists in our soup.

Dean Charles Stanforth

Agent Irina Spalko: You will find it.
Indiana Jones: Always glad to help.

Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: And 'vere' do you think I am from?
Indiana Jones: Well, judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those 'wubble-yous', I'd say Eastern Ukraine.

Mutt Williams: What's he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] I'd cover my ears if I were you!

Indiana Jones: Where'd they go? Into space?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Not into space... into the space between spaces.

Mutt Williams: [Irina Spalko holds sword up to Mutt’s neck] Hold up...
Mutt Williams: [grabs comb out of pocket and combs hair] OK; I'm ready.

Indiana Jones: Who is your mother, again?
Mutt Williams: Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?
Indiana Jones: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt Williams: [draws switchblade] Hey! That's my mother you're talking about!

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Quotes

Mutt Williams: You're a teacher?
Indiana Jones: Part time.

Mac: This ain't gonna be easy.
Indiana Jones: Not as easy as it used to be.