Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A kid?
Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.

I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!


Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is not my idea of a swell time!

Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.

Eel Eater

You dare not do that.

Mola Ram

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Hang on lady, we going for a ride!

Short Round

Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!

Indiana Jones: [groping Willie] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom brings back Harrison Ford as the title character for his second adventure in the film that is directed by Steven Spielberg.

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Quotes

Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

[laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?

Kao Kan