Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!

Willie

Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A kid?
Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.

Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is not my idea of a swell time!

Lao Che: You never told me you spoke my language, Doctor Jones.
Indiana Jones: Only on special occasions.

Hang on lady, we going for a ride!

Short Round

Indy, I love you. [burns him with a torch] Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!

Short Round

I can't go to Pankot! I'm a singer!

Willie

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom brings back Harrison Ford as the title character for his second adventure in the film that is directed by Steven Spielberg.

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Quotes

Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

[laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?

Kao Kan