Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A kid?
Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!

Willie

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is not my idea of a swell time!

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• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.

Eel Eater

• Permalink: Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.
• Rating: Unrated

You dare not do that.

Mola Ram

• Permalink: You dare not do that.
• Rating: Unrated

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

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• Rating: Unrated

Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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• Rating: Unrated

Hang on lady, we going for a ride!

Short Round

• Permalink: Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
• Rating: Unrated

Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!

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• Rating: Unrated

Indiana Jones: [groping Willie] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

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• Rating: Unrated