Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll?
Willie: What do you mean "tag along." Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me.
Indiana Jones: Oh, yeah?

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Willie: You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones: Um, no. Do you?

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Indiana Jones: [groping Willie] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

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I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!

Short Round

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Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?

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I should say you look rather lost, but then I can't imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home.

Chattar Lal

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Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.

Eel Eater

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Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.

Chattar Lal

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Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
Chattar Lal: My misunderstanding.

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Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.

Shaman of Maypore

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Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!

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I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Short Round

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