Shorty, where's my razor?

It wasn't me! It's her!

Short Round

Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just ... stand against the wall, will ya?
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!

Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.

Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!

Short Round

[laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?

Kao Kan

Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.

Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!

Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.

Shaman of Maypore

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
Chattar Lal: My misunderstanding.

Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.

Chattar Lal

Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.

Eel Eater

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Quotes

Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll?
Willie: What do you mean "tag along." Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me.
Indiana Jones: Oh, yeah?

Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.