[Jarvis has knocked over a coffee mug] I'll short your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack.

Tony Stark

Justin Hammer: Christine's doing a spread on me.
Pepper Potts: She did a spread on Tony last year.
Tony Stark: Wrote an article too.
Pepper Potts: Very impressive.

Tony Stark: [The strawberry vendor hands strawberries to Tony who's in his car] I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.
Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?
Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.

[Tony has seen the diagram for the atomic structure of a new element] After almost 20 years, you're still taking me to school.

Tony Stark

[over the phone to Tony Stark] I will do what Howard Stark did to my family over 40 years to you in 40 minutes.

Ivan Vanko

We present these honored badges to Lt. James "Rhodey" Rhodes and Tony Stark, who is of course a national treasure.

Senator Stern

[after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be.

Senator Stern

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
Tony Stark: Hey get your own roof.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You get your own roof, I was here first.

I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada.

Justin Hammer

Take off your socks and put on your crocs, We're getting wet.

Tony Stark

Mute.

Tony Stark

Happy Hogan: Do you need anything boss?
Tony Stark: I'm good.
Pepper Potts: No, I'm fine.
Tony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce!

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Iron Man 2 Quotes

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Tony Stark

Tony Stark: Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
[generates a new arc reactor, amidst a glass-splintering explosion]
Tony Stark: Oops!

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