Favorite Jack and Jill Quotes
Jill: Are you going bald?
Jill: No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face.
Jack: Jill this is Otto.
Otto: Nice to meet you.
Jill: (Yells) :Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?
Jack: Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you.
Gary: You and Jill are so alike!
Jack: We are nothing alike, I promise you.
Al Pacino: Your sister and I grew up on the same streets. When I look at her, I see me.
Jack: When I look at her I see me too.
Jack: This is insane, man, you've got to call him!
Jill: Oh will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.