I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.

Jennifer Check

It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Jennifer Check

Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.

Nikolai Wolf

Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

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Jennifer's Body Quotes

I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove

Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.