Favorite Jerry Maguire Quotes
Laurel: You fuck this up, I'll kill you!
Jerry Maguire: I'm glad we had this talk.
You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!
Rod Tidwell
Jerry Maguire: How's your head?
Rod Tidwell: Bubblicious.
If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or law school for you. Would you like something from the kitchen? I'm gonna get some fruit.
Avery Bishop
Ray: D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry Maguire: I... I can't compete with that!
Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker?
Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker!
Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.
Dorothy
