Jerry Maguire Quotes
I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot.Dorothy
Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".
Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything.
Jerry Maguire: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.
Jerry Maguire: The fuckin zoo is closed, Ray.
Ray: You said fuck.
Jerry Maguire: Uh... yeah... I...
Ray: Don't worry. I won't tell.
Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!
Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.Dorothy
I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.Dorothy
Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker?
Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker!
Dorothy: He's coming over.
Dorothy: He just lost his best client. I invited the guy over.
Laurel: Dorothy, this is not a guy. It's a syndrome. Early mid-life. Hanging on to the bottom wrong. "Dear God, don't let me be alone or I call my newly long suffering assistent without medical for company settlement." If now all you still want is him to come over, I'm not saying anything.
Dorothy: Honey, he's engaged.
I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.Dorothy
There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, "Oh, poor baby." But I do love you.Avery Bishop