Jerry Maguire Quotes
Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.
Dorothy
Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.
Laurel
Jerry Maguire: What are you doing with me, Rod?
Rod Tidwell: Why?
Jerry Maguire: I'm finished, I'm fucked. Twenty four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
Rod Tidwell: Well, boo-f-cking-hoo
Laurel
It's not "show friends." It's show *business*.
Bob Sugar
I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.
The key to this business is personal relationships.
Dicky Fox
I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?
