Popular Jersey Girl Quotes
Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not Mommy!
Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!
Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?
That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.Maya
"Cats" is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City.Ollie
Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.
George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex." Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?Ollie
Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.Boy
Try acting like a father, shithead.Bart
Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!
Ollie: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.
Gertrude Steiney: [crying] I wanna be a coked-out whore!
Maya: I do it at least twice a day.
Ollie: Good God!
Ollie: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
Bart: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.
Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...
Teacher: [class: "Are!"] And what they...
Teacher: [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.