Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.

Juno MacGuff

[a very pregnant Juno enters the room] Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!

Mac MacGuff

Juno MacGuff: I could like, have this baby and give it to someone who like totally needs it.
Leah: You should look in the PennySaver.
Juno MacGuff: They have ads for parents?
Leah: Yeah! 'Desperately Seeking Spawn.'

Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming?
Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
Mac MacGuff: Or DWI... anything but this.

Paulie Bleeker: Come on, let me carry your bag.
Juno MacGuff: Oh, what's another ten pounds?

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Juno Quotes

That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.

Rollo

Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Shut up.