Favorite Juno Quotes
Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.Juno MacGuff
[a very pregnant Juno enters the room] Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!Mac MacGuff
Juno MacGuff: I could like, have this baby and give it to someone who like totally needs it.
Leah: You should look in the PennySaver.
Juno MacGuff: They have ads for parents?
Leah: Yeah! 'Desperately Seeking Spawn.'
Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming?
Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
Mac MacGuff: Or DWI... anything but this.
Paulie Bleeker: Come on, let me carry your bag.
Juno MacGuff: Oh, what's another ten pounds?