Can we make out now?

Paulie Bleeker

Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.

Juno MacGuff

Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.
Juno MacGuff: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.

Paulie Bleeker: Come on, let me carry your bag.
Juno MacGuff: Oh, what's another ten pounds?

Vanessa Loring: How do I look?
Bren: Like a new mom. Scared shitless.

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Juno Quotes

That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.

Rollo

Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Shut up.