You know you better not lie in here man, this is the big room! God does not look favorably on you. He has a tendancy to throw... lightning bolts at things... At liars!

Father Brian Finn

Rabbi Jake Schram: You're in love with her?
Father Brian Finn: [to himself] No one seems to have picked up on this. It's very strange.

I feel like I'm on some bad new Aaron Spelling show - "Melrose Priest."

Father Brian Finn

I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else.

Father Brian Finn

I'm Irish! This is milk to me baby! Milk!

Father Brian Finn

Father Brian Finn: You must think I'm such an idiot!
Anna Riley: No, Brian!
Father Brian Finn: No, no no, I think I'm an idiot!

Who is calling at this hour? It's barbaric. I was dreaming about my mother's sausages.

Father Havel

You wanna bring a priest to your first good date in two years? What kind of strategy is that?

Father Brian Finn

I've seen the way women look at you, even though they know you're a priest - especially when they know actually.

Anna Riley

Rachel Rose: [to Brian and Anna] So how long have you two been together?
Father Brian Finn: Oh, right!
Anna Riley: Oh, we go way back.
Father Brian Finn: Yeah, we've known each other since we were kids 'cause we grew up together and we connected again a couple months back this was and we just clicked, really unexpectedly.

[to Anna] Excuse me if I say that I don't think I'm the best person to offer objective advice on this particular confession.

Father Brian Finn

Father Brian Finn: If I was to tell you that I loved you and I'd give it all away just to be with you, what would you say?
Woman in Bar: Good night, Paulie.
Father Brian Finn: Yep. That's about par for the evening.

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Keeping the Faith Quotes

Rachel Rose: [to Brian and Anna] So how long have you two been together?
Father Brian Finn: Oh, right!
Anna Riley: Oh, we go way back.
Father Brian Finn: Yeah, we've known each other since we were kids 'cause we grew up together and we connected again a couple months back this was and we just clicked, really unexpectedly.

You don't understand. I have a relationship with my phone, we have a chemistry together, I can't explain it.

Anna Riley