
Favorite Keeping the Faith Quotes
Rabbi Jake Schram: Oy.
Father Brian Finn: Amen to your oy.
You know you better not lie in here man, this is the big room! God does not look favorably on you. He has a tendancy to throw... lightning bolts at things... At liars!
Father Brian Finn
You don't understand. I have a relationship with my phone, we have a chemistry together, I can't explain it.
Anna Riley
God was showing off when he made you.
Rabbi Jake Schram