Try grabbing the pebble from my hand grasshopper.

Phil Weston

I am angry. I mean I am spitting angry. I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about.

Phil Weston

Hmmm, what is that haunting aroma.

Phil Weston

You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!

Phil Weston

What is it called when you almost win? Oh yeah yeah yeah...losing.

Buck Weston

Hey, look who's here. Two of my favorite people, and Phil.

Buck Weston

For those who live between Broadway and Grandville, between the ages of 11 and 12 who are free on Sundays and Tuesdays, this is the big leagues.

Buck Weston

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Kicking & Screaming Quotes

I am angry. I mean I am spitting angry. I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about.

Phil Weston

Hey, look who's here. Two of my favorite people, and Phil.

Buck Weston