Pai Mei: Do you believe you are my match?
The Bride: No.
Pai Mei: Are you aware I kill at will?
The Bride: Yes.
Pai Mei: Is it your wish to die?
The Bride: No.
Pai Mei: Then you must be stupid... so stupid.

I'm the deadliest woman in the world. But right now, I'm just scared shitless for my baby.

The Bride

Bill: I was just admiring your sword. Quite a piece of work. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
The Bride: He's good.
Bill: Has his sushi gotten any better?
The Bride: [shakes her head]
Bill: You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword.
The Bride: It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill.
Bill: [chuckles] That'd do it.

Bill: Was my reaction really that surprising?
The Bride: Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you could or would do that to me.
Bill: I'm really sorry, Kiddo. You thought wrong.

The Bride: You want to come to the wedding?
Bill: Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
The Bride: You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill: Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.

I don't dodge guilt... and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance.

Budd

I despise the goddamn Japs!

Pai Mei

The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads!

Pai Mei

So my pathetic friend... is there anything that you can do well?

Pai Mei

Okay, I'm leaving now, go smoke some pot or something. I'll be there soon.

Elle Driver

Your swordsmanship is amateur at best.

Pai Mei

Your so-called kung-fu - is really - quite pathetic.

Pai Mei

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Quotes

Bill: How do I look?
The Bride: You look ready.

The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim: Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights.