Favorite Kindergarten Cop Quotes
You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.Joyce
Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.
We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"Detective John Kimble
[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.Rina, Tina
My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.Joseph
Detective John Kimble: I have a headache. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!
SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!Detective John Kimble
Joshua: Are you married, Mr. Kimble? Detective
John Kimble: No, I'm not.
Joshua: [shouts] He's not married, Mom!
[during Who is Your Daddy game] My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he-he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz-um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.Emma
Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?Detective John Kimble
I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!Detective John Kimble
Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing! I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah! I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.Cullen Crisp