You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping!

Detective John Kimble

He's a caca-poopoo

kid

[Being interrogated by Pheobe and looking right at the special glass] Yeah, I know you're in there and I know want you want, but you ain't getting it, no leads, no testimony. You can take your cuffs and shove'em up your ass.

Cindy

Not so tough without your car, are yeah?

Phoebe

As Phoebe O'Hara comes in front of the kindergartners to tell them about "strangers" Kimble looks her in the eyes and says "Show no fear!"... a reversal of her prior warning to him.

Detective John Kimble

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Detective John Kimble

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Kindergarten Cop Quotes

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

Joseph