Detective John Kimble: I have a headache. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!

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• Added: January 18, 2013

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

Joseph

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• Added: January 18, 2013

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

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• Added: January 18, 2013

We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

Detective John Kimble

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• Added: January 18, 2013

Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

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• Added: January 18, 2013

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Joyce

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• Added: January 18, 2013