Kindergarten Cop Quotes
Detective John Kimble: I have a headache. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!
My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.Joseph
[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.Rina, Tina
We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"Detective John Kimble
Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.
You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.Joyce