Popular Kingpin Quotes
Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Roy: Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Ernie McCracken: Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.
Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming.Ishmael
Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.Ernie McCracken
One more time, sweetness.Ernie McCracken
Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?Ernie McCracken
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.Landlady
Ishmael: Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so *bombed*.
McKnight Bowl Bartender: You get that way from ginger ale?
Roy: Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot.
The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.Roy
Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.
Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
Roy: And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them.Ishmael