Popular Kingpin Quotes
Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.Ernie McCracken
One more time, sweetness.Ernie McCracken
Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?Ernie McCracken
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.Landlady
Ishmael: Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so *bombed*.
McKnight Bowl Bartender: You get that way from ginger ale?
Roy: Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot.
The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.Roy
Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.
Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
Roy: And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them.Ishmael
Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.Roy
ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?