Knocked Up Quotes
Check out these Knocked Up quotes and see how the Seth Rogen-Kathrine Heigl comedy charmed so many.
Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.
Jill
Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
Alison Scott: Oh my god, really?
Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.
Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.
Female Doctor
Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
Thanks for the free money, Bitch.
Jay
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
Ben Stone
Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.
I live in your phone!
Ben Stone
[to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.
Ben Stone
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
Ben Stone
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.
Jonah
