Favorite Knocked Up Quotes
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?
She-lika-da-way your dick taste!Jonah
Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.
I live in your phone!Ben Stone
He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.Debbie
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."Ben Stone
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!
Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
[to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and fuck each other.Debbie
Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!