Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?

She-lika-da-way your dick taste!

Jonah

Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.

I live in your phone!

Ben Stone

He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.

Debbie

Now that's how you get pink eye.

Ben Stone

If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Ben Stone

Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!

Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.

[to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and fuck each other.

Debbie

Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!

Knocked Up is from Judd Apatow and truly showed that the man has the comedic midas touch. It stars Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl.

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You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.

Pete

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!