Favorite Knocked Up Quotes
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?
She-lika-da-way your dick taste!Jonah
Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.
He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.Debbie
I live in your phone!Ben Stone
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."Ben Stone
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!
Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
[to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and fuck each other.Debbie
Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!