Favorite Knocked Up Quotes
Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.Female Doctor
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
Fuck you hormones!Ben Stone
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.Jonah
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?
Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.
He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.Debbie
[during earthquake] FUCK ME!Ben Stone
Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.Jill
Ben Stone: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison Scott: And a little bit Spanish?
Ben Stone: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
[to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...Ben Stone
Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin.