Favorite Knocked Up Quotes
Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.Female Doctor
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
Fuck you hormones!Ben Stone
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.Jonah
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?
Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.
He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.Debbie
[during earthquake] FUCK ME!Ben Stone
[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?Debbie
[to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.Ben Stone
Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin.
[to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...Ben Stone