Favorite Knocked Up Quotes
[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?Debbie
[to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.Ben Stone
Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
Alison Scott: Oh my god, really?
Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.