Popular Knocked Up Quotes
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone
Fuck you hormones!Ben Stone
He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.Debbie
Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.Female Doctor
She-lika-da-way your dick taste!Jonah
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.Jonah
Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!Fantasy baseball player
Pete: There are five chairs in this hotel room!
Ben Stone: That's WAY too many chairs for one hotel room!
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
I'm going to murder-ball you!Jonah
[to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...Ben Stone
He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.Debbie