Popular Knocked Up Quotes
Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!Fantasy baseball player
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.Pete
He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.Debbie
Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.Female Doctor
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?Debbie
Pete: There are five chairs in this hotel room!
Ben Stone: That's WAY too many chairs for one hotel room!
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
I'm going to murder-ball you!Jonah
[to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...Ben Stone
He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.Debbie