Popular Knocked Up Quotes
[quoting Back to the Future] Where we're going we don't need roads.Pete
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!
Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin.
Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!
Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
[to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and fuck each other.Debbie
[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?Debbie
Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.Jason
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
[during earthquake] FUCK ME!Ben Stone
Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone