Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?

He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.


Pete: There are five chairs in this hotel room!
Ben Stone: That's WAY too many chairs for one hotel room!

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Knocked Up Quotes

You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.


Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!