Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.


Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

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Knocked Up Quotes

Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.


Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!

Fantasy baseball player