One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

Oogway

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

Po

[breathing heavily] I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you tell me where we're going?

Po

There are no accidents.

Oogway

[standing before a training dummy] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!

Po

Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

I'm not dying, you idiot!

Shifu

Do you want to go get some food?

Po

You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.

Mr. Ping

[standing before a training dummy] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!

Po
Jack Black stars as the Kung Fu Panda! The animated adventure is enlightening and entertaining for kids of all ages.

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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po