Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

I just ate... so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

Po

Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.

Shifu

We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

Mr. Ping

Tigress: You would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who knows kung fu.
Crane: Or be able to touch his toes.
Monkey: Or see his toes.

[while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.

Mantis

It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Po

Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to selling noodles.
Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles?

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

Po

Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

Po

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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po