Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know!

It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Po

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

Po: Wow! This vase is said to contain the souls of all the ancient warriors!
Shifu: Are you finished touring yet?

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

Po

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po

Tai Lung: The Wu Shu finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Scadoosh!

The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Po

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

Tigress: [after Po makes a weird facial expression] I've had enough of this.
Mantis: No, that was my fault, I can't figure out this acupuncture.

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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po