Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

There are no accidents.

Oogway

Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Tigress: [after Po makes a weird facial expression] I've had enough of this.
Mantis: No, that was my fault, I can't figure out this acupuncture.

Do you want to go get some food?

Po

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

Po

Po: Wow! This vase is said to contain the souls of all the ancient warriors!
Shifu: Are you finished touring yet?

Tai Lung: The Wu Shu finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Scadoosh!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

[while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.

Mantis

Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.

Shifu

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po
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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po