Popular Kung Fu Panda Quotes
Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.
There are no accidents.Oogway
Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.
Tigress: [after Po makes a weird facial expression] I've had enough of this.
Mantis: No, that was my fault, I can't figure out this acupuncture.
Do you want to go get some food?Po
There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.Po
Po: Wow! This vase is said to contain the souls of all the ancient warriors!
Shifu: Are you finished touring yet?
Tai Lung: The Wu Shu finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Scadoosh!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.Oogway
[while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.Mantis
Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.Shifu
Get ready to feel the thunda!Po