Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.


Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.


There are no accidents.


Tai Lung: The Wu Shu finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Scadoosh!

Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.


Do you want to go get some food?


[while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.


Tigress: [after Po makes a weird facial expression] I've had enough of this.
Mantis: No, that was my fault, I can't figure out this acupuncture.

Po: Wow! This vase is said to contain the souls of all the ancient warriors!
Shifu: Are you finished touring yet?

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Jack Black stars as the Kung Fu Panda! The animated adventure is enlightening and entertaining for kids of all ages.

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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

Mr. Ping

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.