Kung Fu Panda Quotes
We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.
Mr. Ping
Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to selling noodles.
Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles?
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
Oogway
I just ate... so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.
Po
Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.
Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
Po
It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
Po
The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!
Po
Tigress: You would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who knows kung fu.
Crane: Or be able to touch his toes.
Monkey: Or see his toes.
Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.
Shifu
[while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.
Mantis
