We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

Mr. Ping

Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to selling noodles.
Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles?

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

Oogway

I just ate... so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

Po

Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

Po

It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Po

The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

Po

Tigress: You would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who knows kung fu.
Crane: Or be able to touch his toes.
Monkey: Or see his toes.

Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.

Shifu

[while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.

Mantis

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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po