You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!

Paulette

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Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?

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Write a bill, Britney.

Timothy McGinn

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Who's ready to discharge?

Paulette

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Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.

Paulette

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Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

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This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

Elle

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So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!

Elle

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Oooooh! Nice briefcase!

Elle

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I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Elle

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Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle Congress.

Elle

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I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Elle

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