Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

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Your dogs are gay!

Dog Spa receptionist

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Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Rep. Rudd

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Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Emmett

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Write a bill, Britney.

Timothy McGinn

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Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.

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Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
Elle: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.

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Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yeah, but have you seen what they're wearing?

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Sid: Welcome, to the Wellington, ma'am.
Elle: It's a thrill to be here.

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Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.

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