Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle Congress.

Elle

I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Elle

Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

Your dogs are gay!

Dog Spa receptionist

Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Rep. Rudd

Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Emmett

Write a bill, Britney.

Timothy McGinn

Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.

I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Elle

Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.

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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Quotes

Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.

Paulette

Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.

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