Warner Huntington III: Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.

Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.

Serena: Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: VOTE FOR ELLE!
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford

So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?

Paulette

Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure.

Elle

Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."

Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here!

Elle: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!

Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?

Paulette

Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.

Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well thank God one of you has a brain.

I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.

Brooke

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If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.

Professor Stromwell

Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?

Elle

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