Popular Legally Blonde Quotes
If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.Professor Stromwell
So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?Paulette
Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.
Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?
Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back to court]
Elle: He's gay! Enrique is gay!
Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.Elle
Elle: This is what I need to become.
Old Lady at Manicurist: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No, a law student.
Elle: I'm reading about the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...
There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.Boutique Saleswoman
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.Elle
If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.Warner Huntington III
Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.