Popular Legally Blonde Quotes
If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.Warner Huntington III
I'm takin' the dog... dumbass!Paulette
Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back to court]
Elle: He's gay! Enrique is gay!
Warner Huntington III: Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.
Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!
So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?Paulette
Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.
Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.Elle
Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?Elle
Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here!