Popular Legally Blonde Quotes
Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?Elle
The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.Elle
Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!Maurice
If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.Professor Stromwell
Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?
Elle: I'm reading about the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...
There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.Boutique Saleswoman
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.Elle
If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.Warner Huntington III
Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.
Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.Elle