Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?

Elle

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

Elle

Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!

Maurice

If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.

Professor Stromwell

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?

Elle: I'm reading about the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...

There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.

Boutique Saleswoman

I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

Elle

If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Warner Huntington III

Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.

Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.

Elle

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Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?

If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Warner Huntington III

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