Popular Legally Blonde Quotes
Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.
Warner Huntington III: Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.
Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.
Serena: Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: VOTE FOR ELLE!
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford
So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?
Paulette
Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure.
Elle
Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."
Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here!
Elle: Is that low-viscosity rayon? With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?
Boutique Saleswoman: Of course. It's one of a kind.
Elle: It's impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in - I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you've picked the wrong girl.
Elle: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!
Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?
Paulette
Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.
