Legally Blonde Quotes
Elle: Is that low-viscosity rayon? With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?
Boutique Saleswoman: Of course. It's one of a kind.
Elle: It's impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in - I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you've picked the wrong girl.
Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here!
Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."
Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure.Elle
So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?Paulette
Serena: Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: VOTE FOR ELLE!
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford
Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.
Warner Huntington III: Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.
Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!
Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.
Elle: So, if you don't know an answer they're just gonna kick you out.
Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once... not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.
All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.Elle