That's what you GET!

Ryan

• Permalink: That's what you GET!
• Added: November 12, 2014

Sorry, we don't serve liars here. Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?

Josie

• Permalink: Sorry, we don't serve liars here. Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?
• Added: November 12, 2014

I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.

Justin

• Permalink: I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.
• Added: November 12, 2014

Ryan: I got promoted to sergeant!
Justin: You got promoted to sergeant?
Ryan: I felt like I deserved it.

• Permalink: I felt like I deserved it.
• Added: November 12, 2014

We're the law, bitch!

Ryan

• Permalink: We're the law, bitch!
• Added: November 12, 2014

I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.

Justin

• Permalink: I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
• Added: November 12, 2014